Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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