she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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