HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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