Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Lo siento on account of my penis...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Randomize
