This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass