One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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