well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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