He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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