Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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