Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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