And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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