After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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