i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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