Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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