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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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