even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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