He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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