Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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