We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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