yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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