ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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