At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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