just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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