Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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