I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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