Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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