guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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