Whod you bang
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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