your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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