Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
no you cant smoke seaweed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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