hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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