I just threw up on my dentist
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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