How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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