Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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