he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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