How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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