i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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