I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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