Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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