I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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