i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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