Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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