question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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