I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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