Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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