all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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