I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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