I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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