Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I deserve this hangover.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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