My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is Oprah even human
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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