stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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