direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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