you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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