i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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